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Anyone who grew up on the Norman Lear sitcoms of the '70s and '80s has to be feeling mixed emotions about their beloved shows from about 25-35 years ago being made into porn spoofs. How you feel about it will largely depend on how well the studio remains faithful to the look and feel of the original show, of course. Some of the best spoofs have come from Hustler and X Play, but smaller outfits have started getting into the act and now a smaller studio known as Video Team has come out with a nice, horny tribute to "The Jeffersons," appropriately titled "The Jeffersons: A XXX Parody." If you ever wanted to see Weezy dominate George in bed or watch George and Florence fuck and make up after an argument, you were out of luck with network TV. Thanks to porn, now you get to see that and more. You even get to hear a cute take on the iconic theme song with racy lyrics ("a deluxe vagina between my thighs," anyone?) sung by Nyomi Banxxx, who does not appear in the film.
The Willises, Helen (Marie Luv) and Tom (Jack Lawrence), were the kind of couple you knew were getting it on as soon as they closed the apartment door. They were one of TV's first high-profile interracial couples. They open the film with barely any dialogue, just enough to determine that they have an hour to kill – and of course, the best way to do it is by fucking. Next thing we know, Tom is lavishing attention on her hole with his tongue while Helen talks dirty about how sweet her black pussy is. We get to see just how sweet, with a great close-up that shows the pink glistening between her dark labia. After a nice long lick, Helen gets off the couch to suck hard (and loudly) on his cock and balls and Tom gets the first canned laughter of the movie when he says, "That's exactly why we're on the 27th floor." Further demonstrating the advantages of high-rise living, Helen takes a whooping, hollering ride atop his dick, and the only peeping Tom who gets to enjoy her lean and sexy body is the one she married. Thanks to Helen's enthusiastic shouts of pleasure, theirs is a loud, raucous coupling. The "studio audience" cheers them on, culminating in hoots and applause when Tom spurts his creamy white load onto her ridiculously toned, silky-smooth abs. Their pre-party action gets things started right.
It's Lionel's last night as a bachelor and Bentley is throwing a party for him. Weezy (Delotta Brown) has to talk George (Ace doing his best Sherman Hemsley impression) into going because George doesn't think "an old honky like Bentley" is going to throw a good party for his son. But George complies, afraid he might have to fuck Weezy if he doesn't do what she wants. They show up just as Bentley (a non-porn actor in an uncredited non-sex role) is telling the Willises about the last time he hired a stripper. When the newlyweds-to-be show up, George uses the distraction to yank Florence (Jada Fire) into the laundry room for a quickie. If the Florence on the real "Jeffersons" had looked like Jada Fire, you can bet Weezy would have felt intimidated. Jada's Florence has big natural breasts that her dress can barely contain as she lies back on the couch, and George gives them some attention before getting a hot blowjob laced with the kind of verbal abuse these two always launch at each other. Their fuck isn't as energetic and noisy as what we just saw from Helen and Tom, but there aren't many couples that enthusiastic. When Weezy yells for George, wondering what's taking so long, he just up and leaves Florence to clean up the sticky white mess he's just left all over her mound. Their disheveled appearance doesn't escape notice and Weezy promises to have words with George later.
The men head over to Bentley's place for the party. Curvy Asian stripper Miss Exotica (Jessica Bangkok) climbs on the coffee table and shakes her ass to the music while Lionel (Tyler Knight) takes a little more advantage of his last night as a single man than he should if he doesn't want to break Jenny's heart. Strictly speaking he never technically fucks her – he fucks her mouth and cleavage and gives her some oral action – but it's enough to land him in hot water once Jenny (Crave) finds out about it.
George takes off once it's clear Lionel is the lucky one to nail "the talent" and he heads home to find Weezy in tears. Weezy isn't crying because George fucked Florence, nor is she upset that her baby is getting married. All she really wants is to cop a feel while crying on Helen's shoulder. That might have been a hot scene, but the other women leave the husband and wife to have some quality time, and even though George is clearly a horn dog with no qualms about running around behind his wife's back, it's good to see him still able to get excited for Weezy. He particularly loves her ample tits and her nasty blowjob skills. While George eats out his wife's pussy, he tells her to suck her own tits, always a hot thing to watch. When Weezy starts riding on top of her husband's dick, her huge titties bounce so vigorously they look like wings about to launch her into the air. As George pops all over Weezy's big rack, the studio audience roars with approval.
Later that night, George is on his way to the kitchen when he finds Lionel alone and despondent on the couch. It turns out Jenny found out about the stripper incident and called off the wedding. George tells Lionel to get some sleep and he'll take care of it somehow. How he takes care of it ends up being a girl (Kapri Styles) from one of his dry cleaning stores who shows up in lingerie, ready to fuck Lionel's cares away. According to Marie Luv's official blog, Crave never showed up for the second day of shooting so the filmmakers had to write in a new character to explain Jenny's absence. Well, Lionel seems to have made out just fine in the end with the girl from the cleaners.
Director Anton Slayer has been building a resume of respectable porn remakes, notably "This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX" and "This Ain't The Munsters XXX." While nobody would ever mistake "The Jeffersons: A XXX Parody" for the real "Jeffersons," it's an entertaining mix of familiar, beloved characters with explicit action.